14/Cis Female (sorry)/Australia/Pansexual

 

tfwnojutsu:

grinderman2:

tubesock:

i-look-mixed:

Truth…

I tried to explain this in my soc class and the teacher cut me off

I’m also ugly and pissed off

I DROPPED MY PEN AND HE PICKED IT UP, IM GONNA PUT IT INSIDE ME TONIGHT

tfwnojutsu:

grinderman2:

tubesock:

i-look-mixed:

Truth…

I tried to explain this in my soc class and the teacher cut me off

I’m also ugly and pissed off

I DROPPED MY PEN AND HE PICKED IT UP, IM GONNA PUT IT INSIDE ME TONIGHT

There is not one person in this world that is not cripplingly sad about something. You remember that before you open your mouth.

(via elauxe)

(Source: e-cstasiy)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

wrestlingcrocs:

chickshirt-mcdadpants:

wrestlingcrocs:

wrestlingcrocs:

If you feed your cats/dogs all-vegan diets you are an animal abuser and do not deserve the right to a domestic animal.

Like while you’re at it you may as well feed pork chops to your rabbits

dogs can live off of a vegan diet, but it’s not a good idea. cats on the other hand cannot.

neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open

(Source: boytaurus)